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n00bfile #839
  • Written By: creed3020
  • Submitted: Nov 9, 2002 at 8:32 pm
  • n00b's Name: tkhyuri
  • Game: Renegade (Command and Conquer)
  • Votes: 32
  • Score: 7.97
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Ladies and Gentlemen, The saga continues of uber n00bage

Tonight being a Saturday means that it is Mod Map Night. I have some fun in that server and everntually leave. So now I'm cruising in the looby and guess what I find. An 100 peep server hosted by our n00b. So I was okay cool this may be fun. (But what I noticed was that with a ping os 220 int eh looby it would suck in-game) So i get into the game and these are the specs:

Map: City Fly
Money: 350
Time Start: 60 min
Time Elapsed: 52 min
My Team: GDI
N00b Team: The host

So I get into the game and am like wtf nothing has been mined yet so I set about mining the PP, REF and WF. I play for like 4 min endure horrinlee lag and low sfps. I lag out. So i get back in and there are about 16 ppl in there yet horrible lag already. I get out of the PP and notice a Mammy attacking the Brax. I guess Nod stole it. Then some people keep asking wtf why does nod have a Mammoth. I was like well since all the GDI players keep lagging out their tanks are lying around for the picking. I was like okay lets rush the Hand. Nobody answers so i drive my laggy APC ass to the Hand took like 5 min. Then I get in there all my Hoty's C4 goes on and BOOM!! One less Hand of Nod. I have a beacon as well and jump out the window heading towards the OB and this ladies and Gentlemen is what I find:


I just say the C_130 come down and drop off you guessed it a fucking Mammy LOL. Then I notice their are AI soldiers all over the fucking place LOL. I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More screnies are below of what took place int eh next 5 min. Look at them carefull and read what I said in chat. This guy was so gay. LTC4Miner and LTHomeyg were chewing his ass out to saying he can't host 100 peeps with only a 1.8 mb line. What a fucking n00b. The game was so rigged it wasn't funny. Well actaully I couldn't stop laughing for like 20 minutes.


And my fav is this one. Once the hoard of soldiers killed me I was back at base:


LOL This was so funny, and he's such a n00b LOL. And BTW he was there waching the FDS. He kepting talking. After it happened I cam here asap to report it lol.