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  • Written By: Anonymouse
  • Submitted: Nov 1, 2010 at 2:25 pm
  • n00b's Name: My Girlfriend
  • Game: Real Life
  • Votes: 9
  • Score: 8.11
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So I take her to meet my parents for the first time .. and we're having dinner and shit right .. and she goes to shake hands with my mother and a condom falls out of her sleeve right onto the dinner table ... how the fuck can we not have the most awkward meal of all time after that bullshit? Seriously what the fuck.

(Atleast she gave me road head on the way home)

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