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n00bfile #7053
  • Written By: Volcom
  • Submitted: Dec 13, 2009 at 8:05 pm
  • n00b's Name: kjkgg
  • Game: Renegade (Command and Conquer)
  • Votes: 7
  • Score: 7.29
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Well we were in exodus and we decided to tell kjkgg he was the boss of our team. So we start saying things like:
-What do we do boss?
-Good idea boss?
-What should we buy boss?

And this guy think it is the greatest thing in the world. He is telling us to buy mammoth tanks and gunners on hourglass.

Next map is volcano and he instructs us to attack the harvester. Then he tells us to all meet up in the tunnels and gunner rush (This is after we have killed there air and we have every building left). We go in and kill their refinery. Then we Mammoth tank rush and kill Nods base.

Next is under and he instructs us to stay in base and he will attack.

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/468/screenshot21e.png

I would have to say the funniest part of under is when he asks lildanny for a 1 on 1 in the tunnels and then tells us to wait in the tunnels and ambush him and he comes. He finally asked in under who made him the boss, to which i reply "The server owner".

He then asks who that was and i told him it was "Jesus Renegade", and he says oh ok thanks.

So finally we tell him we are not listening to him anymore and that he was a bad boss to which he says:
http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/4489/screenshot22r.png
And Finally calls us all traitors:
http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/9923/screenshot23m.png

Here are the logs from Exodus:
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[15:41:20] [Team] Volcom: boss what do i do?!
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[15:41:33] [Team] kjkgg: go attack harvester
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[15:41:38] [Private] lildanny: rtc?
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[15:41:42] r3n3b4d: yeh
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[15:41:45] r3n3b4d: rtc danny
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[15:41:45] lildanny: :\
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[15:41:49] lildanny: i like this team rofl
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[15:41:51] r3n3b4d: i gotta b with my boss
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[15:41:55] lildanny: !rtc
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[15:41:55] Host: lildanny and r3n3b4d have changed teams.
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[15:42:01] r3n3b4d: k what now boss
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[15:44:10] kjkgg: stay and defend base 3 of u cum with me
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[15:44:14] lildanny: CUM
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[15:44:18] SoQI0ny: hahah
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[15:44:20] lildanny: he wants u to cum with him ;xz
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[15:44:20] r3n3b4d: what do i cum with
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[15:44:21] Volcom: with a gunner?
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[15:44:26] lildanny: playboy ftw
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[15:44:28] r3n3b4d: do i cum with a gunner
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[15:44:30] SoQI0ny: what do you want us for cuming with u
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[15:44:31] Host: [BR] Dav3 has stolen a GDI Humvee!
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[15:44:41] r3n3b4d: k i cum wit gunner
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[15:44:43] r3n3b4d: u lead the way
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[15:48:32] Volcom: boss danny cheated
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[15:48:33] r3n3b4d: now what boss
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[15:48:35] Saj_Rekkab: GOOD JOB!
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[15:48:36] lildanny: LOLw
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[15:48:38] r3n3b4d: should we gunner rush boss?
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[15:48:40] SoQI0ny: get mammys boss?
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[15:48:41] kjkgg: lildanny fuck u
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[15:48:46] SoQI0ny: LOL
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[15:48:47] lildanny: ROFLMFAO
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[15:51:16] [Team] kjkgg: good job guys
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[16:13:49] SoQI0ny: le boss
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[16:13:50] kjkgg: lets do city next
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[16:13:57] lildanny: !next
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[16:13:57] Host: The next map will be: C&C_Under.mix
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[16:13:57] SoQI0ny: lets do city next boss
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[16:13:59] lildanny: lol..
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[16:14:00] Volcom: do u pwn tha tmap?
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[16:14:05] kjkgg: yep
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[16:14:07] r3n3b4d: BOSS I DEIED
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[16:14:08] SoQI0ny: danny pls
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[16:14:10] r3n3b4d: THEY WILL KILL THE PP
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[16:14:12] kjkgg: we all did
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[16:15:19] kjkgg: mine base entrance and all tunnel entarances
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[16:15:24] r3n3b4d: MINES THE BASE
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[16:15:26] SoQI0ny: all right boss
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[16:15:33] r3n3b4d: I WILL MINE THE BASE WITH REMOTE C4
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[16:15:38] r3n3b4d: I DO NOT HAVE MONEY FOR HOTWIRE
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[16:15:41] lildanny: lol.
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[16:15:41] SoQI0ny: i will buy a pretty sexy hotwire
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[16:15:44] lildanny: who wants skip
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[16:15:44] SoQI0ny: and mine with it boss
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[16:32:17] kjkgg: danny i challenge u to a show down go to tunnels or else
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[16:32:20] lildanny: LMAO
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[16:32:47] r3n3b4d: i raped the rlly bad sniper boss
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[16:32:51] Host: [BR] cudaker has 351 recommendations.
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[16:32:51] SoQI0ny: boss i think we got it
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[16:32:54] Host: [RB] SoQI0ny destroyed the Nod Obelisk!
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[16:33:03] Volcom: there u go boss
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[16:33:08] lildanny: which tunnels boss
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[16:33:10] elecmec13: that was nice thinking GDI
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[16:33:12] Volcom: own him boss
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[16:33:15] Volcom: ur the best
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[16:33:17] lildanny: no help :o
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[16:33:17] r3n3b4d: go boss go
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[16:33:26] SoQI0ny: boss i recommend promoting volcom for usefully repairing apc
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[16:33:32] kjkgg: no help
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[16:33:32] lildanny: which tunnels boss?
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[16:33:37] kjkgg: gdis
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[16:35:14] kjkgg: lildanny go to gdi tunnels me and u no help
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[16:35:18] lildanny: im here bro
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[16:36:37] [Team] kjkgg: guys go to tunnels and hide dont say alloud if he wins shoot him!
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[17:05:32] [&ExodusBot] kjkgg: traiters
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[17:06:30] [&ExodusBot] kjkgg: this server stinks
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[17:06:52] [&ExodusBot] c0vert7: cause u cant make bots to protect u like the otehr crapp?
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[17:07:18] [&ExodusBot] kjkgg: sry i cant help it if they cheat
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[17:07:36] [&ExodusBot] kjkgg: and i cant help that u guys fight like crap
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[17:07:46] [&ExodusBot] kjkgg: WHOS BOSS
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[17:07:52] [&ExodusBot] castro11: stfu
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[17:07:53] [&ExodusBot] Host: (I0ny@IRC): YOU ARE
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[17:08:08] [&ExodusBot] kjkgg: im boss host said
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[17:08:24] [&ExodusBot] kjkgg: WHOS BOSS
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[17:08:28] [&ExodusBot] Host: (I0ny@IRC): YOU ARE
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[17:08:45] [&ExodusBot] kjkgg: IM BOSS HOST SAID SO THATS THATS
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[17:08:51] •›› Nick: [I0ny] is now known as [Hostess]
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[17:09:05] [&ExodusBot] Host: (Hostess@IRC): kjkgg is the boss of the Nod Team.
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[17:09:15] •›› Nick: [Trojan] is now known as [Jesus_Renegade]
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[17:09:23] [&ExodusBot] Host: (Hostess@IRC): Everybody on his team are required to obey him.
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[17:09:29] [&ExodusBot] Host: (Jesus_Renegade@IRC): kjkgg is the boss of Nod. Server Rules.
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[17:10:22] [&ExodusBot] Page Sent to kjkgg --> (Jesus_Renegade@IRC): You are the boss
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[17:10:33] [&ExodusBot] kjkgg: WHOS MOD
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[17:10:50] [&ExodusBot] Host: (Jesus_Renegade@IRC): kjkgg you are the boss.
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[17:10:53] [&ExodusBot] kjkgg: THEY WONT LISTEN TO ME
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[17:10:53] [&ExodusBot] Fragged: its 4 on 2 idiot
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[17:11:12] [&ExodusBot] kjkgg: WHOS MOD
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[17:11:20] [&ExodusBot] c0vert7: u are
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[17:11:28] [&ExodusBot] kjkgg: im a mod
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[17:11:51] [&ExodusBot] kjkgg: IM A MOD
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[17:25:49] [&ExodusBot] kjkgg: do u know lildanny
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[17:25:55] [&ExodusBot] c0vert7: that n00b? yes
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[17:26:21] [&ExodusBot] kjkgg: can u kick him he kept reporting me cuzz he wanted to be boss and he hacked
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[17:26:37] [&ExodusBot] c0vert7: danny u reporting our boss?
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[17:26:43] [&ExodusBot] c0vert7: gonna have to kick u now
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[17:26:54] [&ExodusBot] c0vert7: dont worry kj hes banned from now on
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[17:27:03] [&ExodusBot] kjkgg: thx
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[17:27:16] [&ExodusBot] kjkgg: am i almost mod
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[17:27:19] [&ExodusBot] c0vert7: ya
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[17:29:57] [&ExodusBot] c0vert7: ill give u mod-ship

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