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n00bfile #7047
  • Written By: cr0sis
  • Submitted: Sep 6, 2009 at 9:44 am
  • n00b's Name: cr0sis
  • Game: Heroes of Newerth
  • Votes: 7
  • Score: 8.57
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This is intended for Heroes of Newerth, but there isn't an option for it yet.

Anyway, on with the story.

I've had the game 5 days after stumbling across a beta key, found a few local friends who also enjoy playing it and decided to give it a try. I was pretty much hooked straight away and proceeded to play a good 8 or 9 matches per day, annoying those who unfortunate enough to be on my team. The reason being: I'm terrible.

There's no excuse for how bad I am, but explaining that I've never played any RTS/RPG games properly should at least go some way toward understanding just WHY I'm so terrible.

People have begun to kick me from the lobby of "n00bs only" games because my PSR (Not sure what it means, but it's indicative of how good or bad you are) is so low. Every account starts with 1500 PSR, mine is now at 1000 or so.

Now, I still enjoy the game and will continue to play it regardless, but there's one problem..

The mechanics of the game a thus that anybody who dies will have just boosted the entire opposite team. Not only that, but anybody who dies as frequently as me doesn't just hinder their team from winning, they actively HELP their team lose. I do brainless things, hence why you are reading this very n00bfile.

I don't refuse to listen to words of wisdom or berate any who try to help, because the simple fact is, for now, I'm beyond help. I try to do what people say, and I try so so hard to stay alive, but I can't.

Here, have a giggle:

http://www.n00bstories.com/image.fetch.php?id=1397537255

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