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  • Written By: tactic356
  • Submitted: Jan 14, 2007 at 1:02 pm
  • n00b's Name: Really Retarded N00b
  • Game: Renegade (Command and Conquer)
  • Votes: 25
  • Score: 4.88
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I'm not going to use any names in this for if anyone involved sees.

So me and a friend enter a server with about 5 people in it. We play a few rounds and do pretty good. Its a good server and all of us are chatting. So then a guy comes in at the start of the game. We can tell he is a total n00b because he keeps buying humvees and trys to nuke. Since he has almost no cover they never go off. We kept telling him to stop nuking but he wont listen and because of this it loses us the game. So since hes a total n00b he blames the loss on us. And he keeps bitching about it for the whole game. Then someone gets into a fight with him and tells him he has a short d*ck or something like that. So he asks us
"Whats a d*ck"
So now most of the server is spamming LOL and WTF. So someone tells him to google "using a dick" and look at images. So he says ok and goes to look. Litterally no one is playing were just laughing our asses off. After a few minutes he comes back and says
"I saw the pictures but what are they doing?"
So now someone tells him to go to meatspin.com. And again he is guillible and goes. We were all trying to guess how old he was I thought he was about 10. So he came back and says. "Your not helping me at all Im going to ask mommy and daddy"
So I started to laugh so much that my bro ran down and asked me what was so funny. After a while like 5 games the kid got disconnected. Im guessing his parents had a nice long talk with him.