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  • Written By: Kozar
  • Submitted: Jan 8, 2007 at 8:32 pm
  • n00b's Name: Spoonyrat
  • Game: Renegade (Command and Conquer)
  • Votes: 36
  • Score: 2.44
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I just heard the whole discussion going on about Crimson and Spoonyrat. And while Crimson must maintain a professional public facade, I however don't care what anybody thinks about me, especially online.

I would like to formally challenge Spoonyrat to a public arguement between only him and myself. Basically an insult war. No one outside may participate, you may view and comment, but no insults from anyone but spoony or I.

I shall begin...

"Spoony, your antics remind me of a 6 year old girl I once knew in grade school. She dropped her milk in the cafeteria and when I laughed at her she told the teacher that I knocked it out of her hands. The teacher made me give the girl MY milk. An interesting postscript to that story, 16 years later I saw her at a bar and took her back to her place and nailed the poop out of her and wiped my dick off on her nice white silk sheets.

The lesson here is that, if you try to go above someones head and lie to get your way, then expect Kozar to find you and rape you in the ass."

That is all.