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  • Written By: Bl4ckDmon
  • Submitted: Nov 28, 2006 at 4:40 pm
  • n00b's Name: lilsavo (Dani In real life)
  • Game: Renegade (Command and Conquer)
  • Votes: 16
  • Score: 9.38
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Before I start, I just want to tell you, This is Real life at first, Then it goes to msn :)

Okay, So Becuase Ive been out of school for such a long time, I'm forced to go to this place called "Fair Bridge" To help me get back into school becuase they think I might not do well in large group's (School for example :P ) Anyway, I go to this place and i'm stuck with scallys otherwise known as scum of the earth! So, While i'm putting up with most of the fucktards there, I met this guy called Dani, He was allright for a few days, Seemed cool tbh, Then we go on the residential (basicly you go for a 3 day holiday Camping wales, Freezing cold) SO while were there, stuck with a few fucktards (Sorry for language, I have no other words to call them) We share a room together becuase I could trust him not to put toothpaste on my face while we sleep! So after 1 day, he starts being a prick, somewhat of "Bullying" me with the rest of the sterotype fucktards that are there with us, So mehh!, 3 days pass and we go home, I say to myself "Fuck that place, It was uber gay!"

So you know, afew days pass (Did I mention I gave him my msn address?) Well he starts messageing me with "arrr lad u comin to fair beige tomox kid?" all he ever says, I tell him "NO" Then he asks the same question again -_- (Btw did I tell you he types with a fuckload of emticons and most of them gay porn ones? oh and doesnt type in full english words) Then when I say "NO" He says " i'm a gay fag who is stuck to my pc 24/7 and that i bum it", hmm, I wonder were he got that idea from, He most obiously do it himself?

So One day he messaged me with "arr lad u comin into tomox lad?" So I said "NO" As useual, Then He trys to trick me into going on some porn sites ¬¬ How n00b, So I said "Wana see something cool" he says "Yer" Then I send him a batch file, otherwise known as a .bat file ^^

It had the code

shutdown -s -t 30 -c HAHA-LOL.-See-ya-soon!

But he accept the .zip and opens it, I explain just open the .zip and he does, then I say "double click the file,then you can download movies and stuff" then I waited 30 secs and nothing happens.. Hmm, Then I reply "Need help?" Then after 30 secs he went offline (H)! :D

Then what was uber-funny, When the douch came back online, Man it was funny ROFL!

He replys

28/11/2006 21:43:56 «·´`·.(?·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·?).·´`·» «·´¨?·.¸.ѕανσ.¸.·?¨`·» «·´`·.(¸.·´(¸.·? ?·.¸)`·.¸).·´`·» Alex y did u do it lad y
28/11/2006 21:44:05 «·´`·.(?·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·?).·´`·» «·´¨?·.¸.ѕανσ.¸.·?¨`·» «·´`·.(¸.·´(¸.·? ?·.¸)`·.¸).·´`·» Alex y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y
28/11/2006 21:47:57 Alex «·´`·.(?·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·?).·´`·» «·´¨?·.¸.ѕανσ.¸.·?¨`·» «·´`·.(¸.·´(¸.·? ?·.¸)`·.¸).·´`·» LMAO!
28/11/2006 21:48:02 Alex «·´`·.(?·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·?).·´`·» «·´¨?·.¸.ѕανσ.¸.·?¨`·» «·´`·.(¸.·´(¸.·? ?·.¸)`·.¸).·´`·» just a joke xD!
28/11/2006 21:48:22 Alex «·´`·.(?·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·?).·´`·» «·´¨?·.¸.ѕανσ.¸.·?¨`·» «·´`·.(¸.·´(¸.·? ?·.¸)`·.¸).·´`·» remember, any file like that is bad-ish
28/11/2006 21:49:19 «·´`·.(?·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·?).·´`·» «·´¨?·.¸.ѕανσ.¸.·?¨`·» «·´`·.(¸.·´(¸.·? ?·.¸)`·.¸).·´`·» Alex ye me bros game tat was on high growing-legal marajuana growing n u shut it dwn
28/11/2006 21:49:35 Alex «·´`·.(?·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·?).·´`·» «·´¨?·.¸.ѕανσ.¸.·?¨`·» «·´`·.(¸.·´(¸.·? ?·.¸)`·.¸).·´`·» :|
28/11/2006 21:54:19 Alex «·´`·.(?·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·?).·´`·» «·´¨?·.¸.ѕανσ.¸.·?¨`·» «·´`·.(¸.·´(¸.·? ?·.¸)`·.¸).·´`·» what game?
28/11/2006 21:54:26 Alex «·´`·.(?·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·?).·´`·» «·´¨?·.¸.ѕανσ.¸.·?¨`·» «·´`·.(¸.·´(¸.·? ?·.¸)`·.¸).·´`·» i'm sure he can get high score again
28/11/2006 21:55:13 «·´`·.(?·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·?).·´`·» «·´¨?·.¸.ѕανσ.¸.·?¨`·» «·´`·.(¸.·´(¸.·? ?·.¸)`·.¸).·´`·» Alex no its not high score its jus learnin ow 2 grow weed n all tat
28/11/2006 21:55:53 Alex «·´`·.(?·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·?).·´`·» «·´¨?·.¸.ѕανσ.¸.·?¨`·» «·´`·.(¸.·´(¸.·? ?·.¸)`·.¸).·´`·» o.0?
28/11/2006 21:56:42 Alex «·´`·.(?·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·?).·´`·» «·´¨?·.¸.ѕανσ.¸.·?¨`·» «·´`·.(¸.·´(¸.·? ?·.¸)`·.¸).·´`·» now that I think about it, I might come into fairbridge tomorow, Just to laugh at you in-face HAHA!! LMFAO!
28/11/2006 21:56:55 Alex «·´`·.(?·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·?).·´`·» «·´¨?·.¸.ѕανσ.¸.·?¨`·» «·´`·.(¸.·´(¸.·? ?·.¸)`·.¸).·´`·» that was funny tho LOL!
28/11/2006 21:57:15 Alex «·´`·.(?·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·?).·´`·» «·´¨?·.¸.ѕανσ.¸.·?¨`·» «·´`·.(¸.·´(¸.·? ?·.¸)`·.¸).·´`·» most fun ive had in ages
28/11/2006 21:57:16 Alex «·´`·.(?·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·?).·´`·» «·´¨?·.¸.ѕανσ.¸.·?¨`·» «·´`·.(¸.·´(¸.·? ?·.¸)`·.¸).·´`·» !1
28/11/2006 21:57:21 «·´`·.(?·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·?).·´`·» «·´¨?·.¸.ѕανσ.¸.·?¨`·» «·´`·.(¸.·´(¸.·? ?·.¸)`·.¸).·´`·» Alex ye wer all paintin 2moz the bk wall
28/11/2006 21:57:31 Alex «·´`·.(?·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·?).·´`·» «·´¨?·.¸.ѕανσ.¸.·?¨`·» «·´`·.(¸.·´(¸.·? ?·.¸)`·.¸).·´`·» :|
28/11/2006 21:57:33 Alex «·´`·.(?·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·?).·´`·» «·´¨?·.¸.ѕανσ.¸.·?¨`·» «·´`·.(¸.·´(¸.·? ?·.¸)`·.¸).·´`·» fuck that!




And basicly thats my story.. About when you piss off a interweb bummer, I hurtz ur pc =D :P

Sorry about grammar, I cant be bothered correcting myself, But mehh, like I give a damn.

Enjoy :)