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  • Written By: chitoryu12
  • Submitted: May 9, 2006 at 8:45 pm
  • n00b's Name: Megan
  • Game: Real Life
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Now I bring to you a psycho. Megan. Short, fat, curly bleached blond hair that inspired many people, including my own mother, to call her "poodle-head". This girl is so paranoid it borders on complete insanity.

She seems to think that everyone is trying to rape her. Hard to imagine anyone giving that notion any thought, given her description above. If rumors are correct, she thought the chruch organ player was a rapist for trying to talk to her.

I was once running home from school and passed by her. She screamed at the top of her lungs to get away from her, her screechy voice so loud that I staggered off the sidewalk. This attracted her mother, who did the exact same thing without any prior knowledge of what happened.

She acts like a bitch in general. I have a name for her kind: "White chocolate." She's one of those people who tries to act like they're from "da hood," and think that they're the polar opposite of Michael Jackson, and are really black inside. She's always talking shit about how she could beat up anybody, but as soon as someone tries something, she screams and runs away before continuing to insult the person from the other side of the street for being a coward.