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n00bfile #6594
  • Written By: socerdevil25
  • Submitted: Apr 28, 2006 at 1:22 pm
  • n00b's Name: Cyborg571 and Mr. Square
  • Game: Real Life
  • Votes: 19
  • Score: 5.74
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Yeah so one night I invited this kid Cyborg (not actually his name), a friend of his from his high school, and some friends of mine from my school to stay the night at my house. If you remember the Mr. Square stories , you know that my older brother is a complete n00b. Well this Cyborg not surprisingly managed to convince Chris that we were all going in the hot tub. So he goes out by himself, in the cold of winter and sit in a hot tub for 20 minutes. Now if you remember from one of his previous stories, his room locks at both doors. So this Cyborg d00d goes in and locks both doors while chris is in the tub. His friend is lying on the couch, which faces away from these doors and from the door to the tub. Chris comes back in, and tries to get in his room. He's locked out. Mr. Square takes a quick look around, and since he can't see Cyborg's friend, he automatically assumes that he is in the room. He starts pounding on the door screaming "DAMNIT CALEB, GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!! THE JOKE'S OVER!! IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF MY ROOM RIGHT NOW, IT WILL COST YOU YOU'RE LIFE. I'LL SEND YOU TO THE HOSPITAL WITH YOUR BUTT ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!" at an increasing volume. But Caleb is innocently laughing his ass off on the couch. I heroically come in and jam a screwdriver in the lock, and unlock the door. Chris looks and his room, and sees that it is empty. He then gets the idea to look on the couch. Caleb's sides are splitting, along with everyone elses. Then this cyborg has the gall to convince chris that HE locked himself out.


What a n00b...

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