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  • Written By: [TEN]Rawk
  • Submitted: Apr 27, 2006 at 8:27 pm
  • n00b's Name: Crazy Skier Kid
  • Game: Real Life
  • Votes: 19
  • Score: 7.68
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I was at Little Switzerland in Wisconsin, snowboarding. I had seen this skier often while I passed the bunny hill. He had stunt shis, no poles, and thought he was hot stuff. He was always bragging about his mad air to the other n00bs. He saw me miss a 360 nose grab on the terrain park, and started cracking up. I asked him waht was so funny, and he answered, that I sucked. I said that he should try some tricks, so he went to the top of the hill. When he came down, he went right for the big jump. He got in the air, and basically sat down in the air. You could just see it comeing. He landed flat on his ass, both of his skis, and just sat there. Then a snowboarder came over the jump he saw the skier, and slammed his board sideways. He stopped about 2 in. away from him. The another came in. He wasn't so lucky. He tryed to stop, but ended up mauling the other boarder with his board edge! One more boarder came, who luckily missed. The boarders left with discusted looks on their faces, and the skier was forced to pick up hie skis, narrowly avoiding people. I yelled over to him, to see waht he thought now. With a flick of his middle finger, and a few "interesting" statements, he stalked off.