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  • Written By: Tigger0jk
  • Submitted: Apr 20, 2006 at 7:36 pm
  • n00b's Name: Johnny_Cade_Rules
  • Game: Renegade (Command and Conquer)
  • Votes: 30
  • Score: 9.27
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Ok, the other day I was playing... somewhere. I forget. And I found him.

Biggest. Baddest. BEST. Noob. Ever. (Ok, so he's just close)

I looked up the chat later in my ren folder (they are automatically saved by CP2) and I cut out just the important parts, so any side topics are cut out.

If you don't want to read all this crap, just skip to the summary. (I won't mind)
[23:38:32] Johnny_Cade_Rules: SNIPERS ARE FUCKING COWARDS
[23:38:32] dude(ucg)[SOS]: i know
[23:38:43] knolarsnp: lol i belive you were a sniper and i killed you
[23:38:49] knolarsnp: you just dont have the skill
[23:39:04] Johnny_Cade_Rules: ya i was a sniper because u were...i cant get close enough to kill u any other way
[23:39:05] crazyfrik: wow
[23:39:09] knolarsnp: lol
[23:39:09] crazyfrik: more like ow
[23:39:11] dude(ucg)[SOS]: i just picked that gun up
[23:39:16] crazyfrik: heh
[23:39:21] -BiO-Tigger0jk: hehe
[23:39:38] -BiO-Tigger0jk: haha
[23:42:42] Johnny_Cade_Rules: QUIT WITH THE FUCKING SNIPERS U FUCKING COWARD
[23:42:58] Johnny_Cade_Rules: YOU SHOT AN AN ARMED ENGINEER U PUSSY!
[23:44:32] tejascom: YOU KNOW HOW TO KEEP HIM FROM SHOOTING UNARMED PEOPLE DONT YOU
[23:44:47] Johnny_Cade_Rules: hes a GIMP
[23:44:50] tejascom: CARRY A GUN
[23:45:50] Johnny_Cade_Rules: IF U WANT TO SNIPE GO TO A SNIPE SERVER U FUCKING GIMP
[23:45:58] -BiO-Tigger0jk: haha
[23:46:00] knolarsnp: nooob
[23:46:03] [Team] alspants1: lol
[23:46:03] -BiO-Tigger0jk: who's sniping that you're mad at?
[23:46:14] Johnny_Cade_Rules: that poofter chook that shoots me when im repairing
[23:46:31] -BiO-Tigger0jk: that's a strategy dumbshits
[23:46:35] knolarsnp: lol i was cought bad this is the guy who shot him
[23:46:38] Johnny_Cade_Rules: no its not...its retarded...
[23:46:40] crazyfrik: there is no problem with sniping, or else they wouldn't have it
[23:46:42] Johnny_Cade_Rules: ur a freak
[23:46:42] -BiO-Tigger0jk: haha
[23:46:46] Johnny_Cade_Rules: and i hate u
[23:46:48] -BiO-Tigger0jk: medics are not protected in thsi game
[23:47:00] -BiO-Tigger0jk: please say that sniping medics is bad or stupid or something
[23:47:01] Johnny_Cade_Rules: and ur a gimp...so fuck off
[23:47:02] -BiO-Tigger0jk: i will take a SS
[23:47:08] Johnny_Cade_Rules: there not medics u creap
[23:47:13] -BiO-Tigger0jk: ...
[23:47:20] -BiO-Tigger0jk: well say sniping engis is unfair
[23:47:25] -BiO-Tigger0jk: or w/e u believe
[23:47:42] Johnny_Cade_Rules: point is i was no threat to u and u killed me...like a noob nipple lover
[23:47:50] -BiO-Tigger0jk: haha
[23:47:55] [T]Suicidalx: Thats war m8
[23:48:09] knolarsnp: YOU N00B IF YOU ARE GDI AND I AM NOD YOU ARE A THREAT WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF N00B ARE YOU
[23:48:26] [Private] [T]Suicidalx: Was it you who sniped him?
[23:48:34] [Private] -BiO-Tigger0jk: no, just he's stupid
[23:48:48] [Private] [T]Suicidalx: he sniped you then?
[23:48:56] [Private] -BiO-Tigger0jk: no, someone sniped him
[23:49:42] [Private] [T]Suicidalx: how stupid can u be?
[23:49:53] [Private] -BiO-Tigger0jk: VERY stupid
[23:50:19] [Private] -BiO-Tigger0jk: do you honestly think that sniping engis is cheap?
[23:50:32] Johnny_Cade_Rules: fuck off that convo is finished
[23:50:53] -BiO-Tigger0jk: HAHA


To summarize:
[23:38:32] Johnny_Cade_Rules: SNIPERS ARE FUCKING COWARDS
[23:42:42] Johnny_Cade_Rules: QUIT WITH THE FUCKING SNIPERS U FUCKING COWARD
[23:42:58] Johnny_Cade_Rules: YOU SHOT AN AN ARMED ENGINEER U PUSSY!
[23:44:32] tejascom: YOU KNOW HOW TO KEEP HIM FROM SHOOTING UNARMED PEOPLE DONT YOU
[23:44:47] Johnny_Cade_Rules: hes a GIMP
[23:44:50] tejascom: CARRY A GUN
[23:45:50] Johnny_Cade_Rules: IF U WANT TO SNIPE GO TO A SNIPE SERVER U FUCKING GIMP
[23:47:42] Johnny_Cade_Rules: point is i was no threat to u and u killed me...like a noob nipple lover
[23:50:19] [Private] -BiO-Tigger0jk: do you honestly thing that sniping engis is cheap?
[23:50:32] Johnny_Cade_Rules: fuck off that convo is finished

Too much fun.
Fav line: Johnny_Cade_Rules: YOU SHOT AN AN ARMED ENGINEER U PUSSY!
OH, he shot "AN AN ARMED ENGINEER". How unfair of him.

I congratulate knolarsnp for takin down that vec support. I'm glad that [T]Suicidalx was there to share in the moment. But most of all, my thanks goes out to Johnny_Cade_Rules, for being the best noob ever.
*sniff* I'll never... *sniff* I'll never forget you Johnny.

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