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n00bfile #6553
  • Written By: Ma3azi_kid
  • Submitted: Mar 17, 2006 at 6:08 pm
  • n00b's Name: Eyeownzor
  • Game: Renegade (Command and Conquer)
  • Votes: 31
  • Score: 7.77
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I was playing in non00bs and there was a certain individual named eyeownzor bitchin and moaning that non00bs had too much n00bs in it. I decided to mess around with him and told him that he was the n00b but the replies i got weren't what i expected. This guy is a big lier and he cracks me up, i don't feel like posting the 30 or so SS's i have so i'll only post 3 or 4 of them as proof and i'll type the rest.

I acted like an idiot throughout this whole thing but only because i was bored ;/

H2halo: IM GONNA BAN U
H2halo:MY UNCLE OWNS RENEGADE
Eyeownzor:right..

Ok untill this point i look like a total idiot but i warn you. This is going to get hilarious and you will see why.

http://www.n00bstories.com/image.view.php?id=1315010326

Ok i thought he was joking, but it turns out he's dead serious.

http://www.n00bstories.com/image.view.php?id=1307543153

eyeownzor: try and you will see

To mess around with him i told him i was 72 and not a teenager like he accused me.

H2halo: I AM 72 YEARS OLD K
eyeownzor: and you still act like a teenager haha
H2halo:I BET U WONT LIVE TILL 72

The reply i get back is amusing:

http://www.n00bstories.com/image.view.php?id=1348215479

H2halo:HEY I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
eyeownzor:and when you break those laws you go to jail
H2halo:NO
eyeownzor:you sure aren't smart for a 72 year old...
H2halo:HOW OLD R U
eyeownzor:25

I wanted to see if he was lying or not so i asked a question any "attourny" would know.

H2halo:WHAT DOES CONGENIAL MEAN
eyeownzor:dude shut up already im trying to have fun here

hmm it seems that he really doesn't know what it means so i try messing with him more

H2halo:YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS YOUR NOT 25
H2halo:LMFAO LIE ABOUT UR AGE
H2halo:UR A DUMB 25 YEAR OLD LOL
H2halo:I BET U STILL NEVER FINISHED HIGHSCHOOL NOT TO KNOW A SIMPLE WORD LIKE THAT

The reply i got proved to me this kid was actually serious the whole time while i was mucking around.

http://www.n00bstories.com/image.view.php?id=1272228678

Didn't he say he was an attorney? gg

I was a n00b to but this guy lied about his age (he's not 25), he claims to be an attourney, then a few minutes later says he has a bachelor in computer science. Might not be one of my better n00bstories but i haven't written on here in a long long while ;/

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