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  • Written By: chitoryu12
  • Submitted: Mar 13, 2006 at 9:53 pm
  • n00b's Name: James
  • Game: Real Life
  • Votes: 19
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(This happened in Star Wars Battlefront 2, but there's nowhere for me to put it. I decided to just stick it here unless someone can tell me what else to do)

As you may know, a popular mod is the Heroes mod. This mod puts you on Mos Eiesly, and gives you all the heroes in the game for a deathmatch. The players are divided into Heroes and Villains teams, and each team has three permanent spawn points.

During one game, I was playing as a villain, and spawned in the cantina. Our n00b today is James. James was playing as Darth Maul, and took an instant hate to me. In the previous game, the computerized admin was threating to kick players for using banned words, as the filter also saw profanity in other words, such as assistance. Because of this, a small group tried to rebel in the next game.

These four people started wall hglitching, passing into the cantina wall, and attacking their own teammates. They were more of an annoyance to us, as friendly fire was off. However, James was one of these people.

I attempted to rebel, as I had been subjected to the broken filter, and started trying to follow the group. However, James had made this a private club, and every time I tried to hop in, he would force push me right over the counter. I managed to get inside once, but he tossed me out.

I finally started using my brain and stopped trying to glitch, but James' hate for me did not subside. He began using his force powers to push me out of the cantina. Every time I tried to reenter, I was tossed out. I told him to stop or be kicked, but to no avail.

I started a kicking poll to try and get him booted for harrasment, but he remained. James then tried to have me kicked for cheating! He apparently had gotten amnesia and forgotten that he was an instigator of the rebellion. Nobody believed that I was a cheater, so I stayed. After another failed poll to get him kicked, I got so disgusted that I left the server.