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n00bfile #5798
  • Written By: a1zahara
  • Submitted: Sep 18, 2004 at 5:01 pm
  • n00b's Name: eatmislug
  • Game: Renegade (Command and Conquer)
  • Votes: 21
  • Score: 7.10
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This is my first story, so be gentle.

Ok, it's a 2 vs 2 AOW on Walls_Flying. Me and my pal natooooo are kinda winning the game. I grab SBH and a beacon and make a break for their last building (Barracks). In the meantime, eatmislug and his non n00b partner and furiously attacking our base, which natoooo is defending. I get up to the barracks, plant the beacon and stay in the PP, where I can watch to see if engi/hotwire comes. In about 15-20 seconds, I hear the siren go off and can see the missile coming towards the barracks. I say "gg cheater", because earlier eatmislug was going around with a hotwire doing 1 hit pistol kills and saying stuff like: "How did that happen?" "That was wierd:P" Or my favorite: "Im not cheating!" Anyway, I can see the missile coming down, it's just about to hit the barracks, then WHAM! Outta nowhere eatmislug runs in, I don't bother attacking him because I know that they would loose in the 5 seconds they have left and there was no way he could disarm it in time. But, to my suprise all it took was one tap of his repair gun, and that beacon was history. Wow, I thought, he must be good to cheat like that. But it doesn't end there. Just after I killed him (amazingly), natooooo comes and plants another beacon on the other side of the barracks. This time, eatmislug's partner attempts to disarm, we kill him and then eatmislug comes in, the siren goes off, just about to hit, and then..... the one hit wonder repair gun of his saves him the game. Amazing how that's all he has to do, isn't it? Well, after that he started saying stuff like: "Boy, that was wierd" and "How did it disarm so fast"? and the famous line "I don't cheat!". Wondering why I had even kept playing with this n00b to begin with a called him a cheater a few more times and then left.

Watch out for this n00b!