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n00bfile #4065
  • Written By: zerokewlz
  • Submitted: Oct 15, 2003 at 10:09 pm
  • n00b's Name: Swoc!
  • Game: Renegade (Command and Conquer)
  • Votes: 10
  • Score: 7.70
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Wow, have I got a story.

It all started with one of their members (kami ... then there last parts of their names are all differant) supposedly bought a tank. He tried to enter it, however he could not. I bought a tank at the same time and hopped right in. It was no doubt my tank, but to him he thought it was his. He followed me a little while, then said zero our of my tank. I ignored him at first. Then he starts screaming "ZERO GET OUT OF MY TANK" I said, "no, its my tank" He gets even madder and starts complaining more. Pretty soon he says SWOC ATTACK ZEROKEWLZ!

I was like my god. Turns out, swoc is some sort of stupid group of kids (who claim to be around 22). They all 'ganged' up on me and started callig me names for 'stealing' Kami's tank, even though it was mine.

Soon, we had a huge war it was me, falcon, nfect, and others verse these sqoc idiots. I here one of them say, its good your on my team or you would get a beating... I looked at their ranks and noticed they were ALL on the BOTTOM of the charts. It was really funny, considering i was in 4th position on a 24 player server and just HAD to steal a 450 vehical when I had like 3000. I offered to buy him one but he says, NO THATS MY TANK I WANT IT.

Finally, louis, an admin of BCserv comes in and breaks up the fight. I ended up killing the swoc idiots a few times with an APC and in time, they all left at the same time.

These people often play together on the same server and call eachother by name. I don't recomend playing with these n00bs.