n00bfiles - Viewing n00b: ONEBIGDIP

This aptly named dip joined my server a couple times, asked for me, but left before I could answer. Finally he paged and the following conversation took place.

[Page] ONEBIGDIP: fucker arse whjore
Page Sent to onebigdip --> (Crimson@IRC): WTF if your problem?
[Page] ONEBIGDIP: i wanna ask uj a question
Page Sent to onebigdip --> (Crimson@IRC): Then quit leaving the game while I'm talking to you
[Page] ONEBIGDIP: make that 3 questio nws
[Page] ONEBIGDIP: first one
[Page] ONEBIGDIP: do u k know the bike
Page Sent to onebigdip --> (Crimson@IRC): no
[Page] ONEBIGDIP: thebike01
[Page] ONEBIGDIP: do u know him
Page Sent to onebigdip --> (Crimson@IRC): no
[Page] ONEBIGDIP: okay 2nd
[Page] ONEBIGDIP: how do u find noob stories
Page Sent to onebigdip --> (Crimson@IRC): Go to www.n00bstories.com
Page Sent to onebigdip --> (Crimson@IRC): Those are zeros not o's
[Page] ONEBIGDIP: k 3rd questioo
[Page] ONEBIGDIP: questio n
[Page] ONEBIGDIP: why are u such a big ugly fucker
[Page] ONEBIGDIP: who sucks hios big fat ugly smurf
Page Sent to onebigdip --> (Crimson@IRC): Because you are my daddy
[Page] ONEBIGDIP: i like man
[Page] ONEBIGDIP: suckm my anus
Page Sent to onebigdip --> (Crimson@IRC): That's a coincidence, I like men too.

What I think he was saying in these typos is that he likes men sucking his anus... but I'll let you be the judge. :)