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n00bfile #289
  • Written By: billybob
  • Submitted: Aug 26, 2002 at 9:51 pm
  • n00b's Name: Presto67
  • Game: Renegade (Command and Conquer)
  • Votes: 19
  • Score: 7.21
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Well to start off this n00b story, it was in Islands when i encountered this n00b called presto67.He joined my server 4 vs.4, at the beginning i asked him if he had read the MOTD, he asked what that was, i just said nm and explained the rules.I clearly stated No Tanks No Beacons No Base Killing No Transports. He asked what all of those ment, so my good friend his user is "Harpis" explained it to him.Finally after around the 3rd time of explaining he said he understood. about 10 minutes into the game our Weapons Factory blew up, since presto had done nothing the whole game and he didnt have any point until the Weapons Factory blew up so i told him anything else and you are kicked. He then quoted that he was the best and he wanted to duel me around the HON. I walked over and killed him with a head shot. He claimed i was a cheater for head shotting him and stated that it is impossible to die in one hit, he wanted a rematch so he went out and i killed him again, he said the only reason he is dieing is because i have a program that kills in one hit and hits everytime. As he walked out of the HON and ran i missed a shot and he ran behind the tiberium Harvester. i walked behind it to find that he had no weapons out and was attempting to ram me or something so i c4ed him and he started to run around and ordering me to take it off. I told him i didnt do it and he then blaimed his team mate of having a c4 teleporter. he started to rub his chest on the harvester and when it blew up he swore at his partner and left. He is one of the biggest n00bs i have ever seen on Renegade and after i sent a PM and told him that he was 1st class n00b, he said thank you and got off. This didnt make any sence to me and i end this story off with i hope you find that he is also a n00b!=)

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