n00bfiles - Viewing n00b: N00b Elite Squad (N00bishAdmins)

After retreiving Ravenshaw from the GDI Prison, Kane and his minions start working on a new way to destroy GDI once and for
all.

(Scientists Meeting)

Kane: I want these n00bs up as soon as possible, i want them to destroy Savoc and his friends.
Scientist 1: Sir we have a project we would like to present to you. We have it all on this tape if you'd take a moment to see it.
We believe that if we capture these people we can use them to create the "N00bElite Squad".
Kane: Go on...
Scientist 1: We have a tape ready.

(The scientist plays a tape...)

Scientist 1: Here we have Prevail, aka #1 Dick Rida. He is known for sucking up to important people, we can use him to infulltrait
GDI's base and get information.

(On a TV a picture of a rat-looking man with white stuff all over his lips sneaking around in a NYC alley.)

Scientist 1: And here we have DaveGGM, he is the youngest of all, but we can use him for suicidle purposes. But he can get a bit
out of hand, he thinks he's better than everyone and that he can talk trash about people.

(On the screen a picture of a boy around 13 or 14 is holding a dildoe getting ready to place it in his mouth.)

Scientist 1: And here we have AirCraftKiller, aka ACK. He's good for nothing but he is a good distraction.

(A picture of a migute pops up and he appears to be licking something long...)

Scientist 1: These people have the great power of making other normal people support them in a time of war, or argument.
Kane: Capture them and do as you will, but i want this project completed quicly.
Scientist 1: Yes sir.

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(Two Weeks Later)

(The N00bElite Squad are completed and are sent their way to the GDI base in a APC. Dave driving while ACK and Prevail are in back.)

DaveGGM: Ok guys we're almost there.

(Dave then hears a "slurping" sound and turns around. He sees Prevail on his knees while ACL is sitting down with his pants unbuckled.)

DaveGGM: Hey he got his turn, its mine now!
Prevail: Well he said (slurp slurp slurp) he can get me (slurp slurp slurp) a spot on the new (slurp slurp slurp) "Admin Elite Squad.
DaveGGM: Theres no such thing...

(Prevail stops)

Prevail: Ther isnt?
ACK: Ahh why'd ya have to tell him?

(They continue on their way and they finally reach the entrance. They are automatically stopped and are forced to exit their APC.)

GDI Officer: Ok what do you n00bs want.
DaveGGM: Hey watch your mouth, or i'll delete your story.
ACK: This isnt n00bstory fool. Your not admin of this, jeez.
DaveGGM: Oops, hey wheres Prevail.

(They look and spot Prevail talking to a GDI Officer.)

GDI Officer: What are you doing?

(Prevail is starting to unbuckle the officers belt.)

Prevail: Your absolutly right (slurp slurp slurp) these guys dont belong here (slurp slurp slurp) we outta kill em.
GDI Officer: Your nuts, good, but nuts.
GDI Soldier: What do we do with them sir?
GDI Officer: Take those two away, i'll take care of this one. (He points to Prevail)
DaveGGM: OMFG Prevail you dick rida.
Prevail: Shut up n00b!
GDI Officer: Shut up and put it in again.

To Be Continued???

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*LOL I know i'm gonna get shit on for this story, so in about 10 min i will post real report on admins.*