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n00b Files
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Welcome to the n00b files!
Have you recently had a funny, frustrating, or interesting experience with a n00b? Want to share your frustrations with the rest of us? You've come to the right place!
Newest 20 n00b reports
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n00b Name |
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7.50 |
23 May 09, 14:21
rockismyreligion |
neworldorder |
Hey guys, my username is rockismyreligion. I recently rejoined this forum becaus... |
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5.50 |
13 May 09, 12:17
dilman |
nine1nch |
This isn't really a story, and it's not ONLY about the player nine1nch. but he i... |
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2.08 |
25 Apr 09, 17:10
shaitan67 |
ilonaus |
Now I remember why I do not play on servers I do not moderate at. Nice experienc... |
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3.38 |
04 Apr 09, 03:16
thrash300 |
The Whole Soviet Team! |
This is in APB, well its a Mod for Renegade so I think its fair and square. The ... |
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10.00 |
18 Feb 09, 01:17
Cyborg571 |
Physics Bill |
Because of a bad call from one of my academic advisors last year, I ended up ge... |
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7.40 |
11 Feb 09, 20:17
andr3w282 |
Majid123=DA= |
Going to be all chat logs... nothing much more then that but this is 'lol' worth... |
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9.62 |
08 Feb 09, 21:58
zgunner12 |
Bastard Brother |
Well, I haven't written a story in a long...long...time. I think about a year or... |
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1.83 |
08 Feb 09, 07:39
pyr0man1c |
arminro |
[13:27] <03&KamBot> 06[Team]08arminro: !commands
[13:27] <03&KamBot> 06[Team]08... |
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7.08 |
24 Jan 09, 15:31
arnyswart |
Thank you Thank you |
I have this guy who comes into work all the time who we call thank you thank you... |
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5.80 |
02 Jan 09, 13:43
stack_of_doughnuts |
Apu |
So, I'm playing Team Fortress 2 (closest to CS:S). I'm a sniper on BLU. I aim, ... |
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8.00 |
24 Dec 08, 18:50
Millhilliana |
Feuermann mainly, also reeaality |
Well this wasnt actually in CS, it was in an *extremely* similar (clone) game ca... |
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6.70 |
21 Nov 08, 03:02
Dover |
=AC=C4Smoke(TheKing) |
Just a snippet here, because it's late and I'm tired.
C4Smoke, or an imperson... |
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6.40 |
11 Nov 08, 20:47
sgipo |
AntmanT94 |
Ok guys, this is my first noob story to take it easy :).
I was laughing pretty ... |
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4.00 |
07 Nov 08, 12:32
theta123 |
Interim |
Ok.This happend 2 months ago at my work.To give u some background info, i work a... |
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9.54 |
16 Oct 08, 00:39
nikki6ixx |
Cnc_Pwnr69 |
http://www.n00bstories.com/image.fetch.php?id=1214106910
http://www.n00bstori... |
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4.29 |
25 Sep 08, 20:16
Crazfulla |
New Zealand Police |
I went to Christchurch city last weekend and went into town. I won't bore you wi... |
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3.53 |
09 Jul 08, 09:29
FMHavoc |
George Bush's Farewell Address |
The speech George W. Bush will give:
Normally, I start these things out by s... |
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7.61 |
01 Jul 08, 00:19
bu11c3nts |
To Catch a Predator: Renegade |
Title: To Catch A Predator: Renegade
The Essentials:
The n00b ‘Couple’: Ma... |
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9.29 |
26 Jun 08, 15:32
NSStRyKeR |
fl00d3d |
Everyone knows st0nec0ld is a notorious cheater, banned for RGH from cw.cc and s... |
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5.75 |
24 Feb 08, 08:58
NuneGa |
Most of St0rm mods |
So last night i was playing in st0rm server because I like the mix of maps(they ... |
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9.19 |
11 Feb 08, 15:03
arnyswart |
Jill |
I went to this party of 18-25 year olds on Friday night. It was a lot of fun and... |
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9.69 |
10 Feb 08, 21:02
Kytten |
Customers and toxic gases |
Some of you may or may not know that I work for a central heating breakdown and ... |
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8.31 |
09 Feb 08, 13:48
FMHavoc |
Dumbass People. |
So, today I needed to get some deoderant because I ran out the night before. So ... |
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8.27 |
09 Feb 08, 13:41
Crazfulla |
baxbki |
Ok this happened a while ago, I am posting this after going through a bunch of Z... |
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8.17 |
15 Jan 08, 22:33
FMHavoc |
bad0d0r |
Been awhile since I last played some WarRock and in that time a new patch occure... |
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