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[28 June 2009] snikkins:
Well...
Another n00bparty has come and gone. it's absolutely depressing every year. Somehow it felt like the week flew by and we were leaving as soon as we arrived. This year was different than the two years previous, mostly because we actually had new people! Woo!! = )

It's time to begin anxiously awaiting n00bparty '10. Are you awesome enough to attend?

[26 June 2009] Griever92:
n00bparty Thursday
Well, tonight was originally going to be the crazy drunk extravaganza night, but turned out to be a slightly more than social drinking drinking night. We even managed to get inetknght smoking somehow. We are such role models.

Anyway, i'm still a little buzzed, but unfortunately it doesn't look like i'm going to out do my news post from last year about the cops getting "acallard" on us.

We played some beer pong, caps, beer bongs, etc. Ate pizza, left over lasagna, pizza from tonight. Went to the theater for Transformers 2, awesome movie, Optimus dies. haha, owned to all of you.

Cya later. Blahrawr.

[24 June 2009] snikkins:
Wednesday
Today, Crimson is making us the chicken alfredo lasagna. Mmm.

[23 June 2009] luv2pb:
Slutty Nurses
... and on the third day of n00bparty we were given the gift of slutty nurses! Slutty nurses are so very relevant to our interests ... oh, the food was good too.

[20 June 2009] snikkins:
n00bparty!!!!!!!!!!
Let the games begin!

[26 February 2009] Crimson:
n00bparty dates scheduled!
n00bparty '09 is scheduled for June 20 to June 27, 2009! That's 7 days, 6 nights of partying hard! This is our 3rd annual n00bparty, and every year is better than the last!

All you need to cover is transportation to Phoenix, Arizona (airport code PHX) and have a couple hundred US Dollars in spending money. Everyone who attends just crashes on the floor, the couch, or an air mattress, and I will cover many of the meals and snacks.

Visit this thread on the forums if you have any questions or comments!

[14 February 2009] cr0sis:
Competition ended!

The Left 4 Dead copies have made there way to their new owners and everything is done and dusted!

Thanks to everyone who joined in, I had a good laugh.

Congratulations to Ethenal and Cunin!


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n00bstories.com is your home for stories and tales of those who do stupid things in online games. It's also a place to vent your frustrations for those who don't play as a team and those who are a detriment to teamplay. The migration of gaming to Internet play has introduced a whole new breed of idiots for us to deal with.

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