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[10 May 2008] Griever92:
Raffle Posted
grant89uk has generously donated a $15 Amazon.com Gift Card for us to raffle off.

The gift card is for use only on Amazon.com (sorry, no .co.uk or any other affiliates)

You can find the raffle under the Contribute menu above, or by following the link.
n00bdollar Raffles

Entries are 25N$ a piece.
Raffle ends on Saturday, May 17th at Midnight.

[07 May 2008] Espion:
Forum Moderators
The time has come again to accept applications for new forum moderators. If you think you have what it takes to moderate the n00bstories forums, get your application in today!

Details can be found here!

[15 March 2008] Kytten:
n00bparty UK
While Crimson is arranging the USA dates I will be in charge of the UK dates..... Please check out this forum link: http://www.n00bstories.com/forums/index.php?t=msg&th=9909&start=0&rid=3562

For further details...tentative dates and travel or transport arrangements please post in the thread, pm me here or in the forums or find me on irc and chat there...

[09 March 2008] Crimson:
n00bparty2008 IS SCHEDULED!
Click here for all the details!

[02 March 2008] Crimson:
n00bparty2008 Tentative Date Scheduled
Click here for the date announcement and all the details!

[24 February 2008] Kytten:
n00bstories Marathon weekend
In a change to the usual game settings in the n00bstories renegade server we have decided to have a marathon weekend to keep you all on your toes and get you all involved in the fun that marathons bring. If anyone is interested in participating in the marathon weekend drop into n00bstories renegade server during the period of March 7th till March 9th 2008 and have fun.

[18 February 2008] Griever92:
Raffle Winners
Alright, well this one's a fair bit overdue, but it's been drawn now.

A while ago, we held a raffle for a custom forum profile link color, and Robsands was drawn as the winner. After people realized what exactly we had been raffling, enough response prompted another raffle...
And that's just what we did. That was quite a while ago now, and I finally got around to drawing it.
And so, the winner for this round was Cm2Play.
Please reply to the PM I have left you on the forums with a color hex-code of your choosing.

Also, the winners of last weeks PlanetSide Trial Key raffle have been drawn. We drew 3 names out of the batch for last week, and the winners are:
osoyonki (drawn twice)
FMHavoc

Details regarding your trial keys can be found in your forums PM Inbox.

Congratulations to this round of winners, there is another trial raffle up for those of you who are interested.


What is a n00b (not noob)? The definition we're using on this site is a player who may or may not be new to a game, but insists on doing brainless things, especially things that hinder the team. Those who are defined by this site as "n00bs" will also refuse to listen to words of wisdom or, even worse, berate those who try to help.

n00bstories.com is your home for stories and tales of those who do stupid things in online games. It's also a place to vent your frustrations for those who don't play as a team and those who are a detriment to teamplay. The migration of gaming to Internet play has introduced a whole new breed of idiots for us to deal with.

We at n00bstories.com do understand that everyone was a newbie once, and those who are polite, those who go through whatever practice is supplied, and those who read a few forum threads before posting their question are NOT the target of this site. We applaud and respect you.

Be careful of what you download! Several groups are advertising aimbots, trainers, and relays which are infected with a virus that allows them complete control of your PC! Many current virus scanners fail to identify these viruses! If you recently downloaded an aimbot, trainer, or relay that didn't work, you may be infected. Remember, cheating doesnt pay!

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